What if we give white supremacists an island? For real. A place where only the whitest of the whites could enter, DNA tested whiteness level. All the white supremacist could go live there and rest assured the place will be completely miscegenation free. They could take their President, all their politicians, their Party, all their money and their Pastors.
It would be Nirvana for them! No more worries about any sub-race making demands of undeserving equality. Trying to take advantage of the money and the power that is their God-given right. No more stupid nonsense talk of human dignity, compassion, and love for all humankind no matter the race. Oh, the joy of finally reaching their dream!
Of course, admission would be voluntary, and all one would need to get in is to prove they genetically belong. After all, nothing else matters. Actually, not ALL admission would be voluntary. A good white supremacist paradise needs a few key positions, and we would have the obligation to provide them with a few white supremacists born leaders. I know they will just love the president we will send them!
Another important rule: We – the rest of the world – must make sure the paradise we gifted to this deserving bunch will endure and not be contaminated again by us like it once was. We need to protect them by making sure that not a single thing – even idea or thought, that may ever have been tainted by black, yellow, brown, red, green, blue, purple, chartreuse, etc. hands or minds will ever make into their paradise.
This is a critical step we need to take to secure the White’s Paradise purity.
This means we would have to exclude every advancement humanity has accomplished through the work of non-Arian folks. Probably nothing to worry about since, you know, “superior race.” They apparently got themselves covered.
After all, we are only talking about excluding a few little things, probably… Like the contribution from ancient Greek, Arabic and Asian people to the fields of Philosophy, Math, Science, Medicine, and Astronomy.
They might not even notice… I’m sure they can do very well without Socrates, Confucius, Archimedes… They don’t need all that thinking anyways!
Budha’s teachings sure will not be missed by the White Paradise inhabitants. All that mindfulness, compassion and love stuff – nothing they care about. Maybe they might at first miss the influence of a few Jewish inspirations, like Moses’ 10 commandments… Nah, they probably don’t care about that one too.
There is that other Jewish man though, Jesus.
The happy new White’s Paradise inhabitants might pretend to protest about this one. Still, we mustn’t worry! The truth is that they let go of Jesus Christ a long time ago. White Supremacy is far more relevant in their lives.
Granted that they tried to give it a try (yes, I did mean try to try, not a Real try). They even tried to convince themselves Jesus was a white, blond and blue-eyed Middle Eastern Man. “It only makes sense…” one of them would say – “He is the son of God, and God sure is Super White!”
But no, he wasn’t white, so there’s no place for Jesus in the White’s Paradise. The pastors there will have to make do without Him. So no true Christians in that island either. The real Christians would not care for the island anyway, and the ones would choose the “all white paradise” never actually cared for real Christianism.
Last, but not least, since this is “that kind” of paradise, it must have everything! So they should take with them the 2nd Amendment. And we would unload with them, as a house-warming gift, all the assault weapons in the country! Needless to say that the NRA would go with them too!
As a final touch, we would give them the biggest, tallest, most massive wall ever. Never mind it is an island, we know they love nonsense walls. I know it would cost a lot, but it would pay itself off in the long run. We would make them think they are happy, and we would be free to live happily ever after! Sounds like a deal!
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